Only mums know

It’s all about the gas…

I recently took a trip to Ikea on my own with my little darling! I wondered round, strategically balancing my objects on the pram being careful not to wake her! When I arrived at the light department I stopped to ask the sales assistant ( a young man ) a question. Out of nowhere my little one let rip what can only be described as the
mother of all farts, the sort of fart a man would be proud of!! To my horror the sales guy looked at me on sheer disgust, when I apologized an said it was my peacefully sleeping, innocent looking baby, he looked more disgusted and muttered uh huh …. needless to say I was mortified! To make things worse as I tried to hurry off my strategically placed objects fell of the pram and knocked over a display of light fittings!!

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